Money Jumpin’ Up in Steelband


It is tough to reconcile those mirthful images of beautiful women (they almost never publish pictures of men because the photographers themselves are men) in all-inclusive parties and on the very same newspaper page, dire predictions for the local business sector.

 

It is human nature and certainly for the Trinidadian, almost definitive of the national identity; when the times get hard, PARTY HARDER.

 

You may recall the wildly irresponsible ‘coup’ parties during the 1990 insurrection. The savannah was transformed into the autobahn as the witching hour of six o’clock approached, throwing its long, ominous shadows across Port-of-Spain.  After copious amounts of booze and ole talk are consumed at the ‘round the way bars, pubs and hawk and spits, everyone buckled in for what was clearly a dangerous drive home. First you had to be sure to avoid any overzealous officers with orders to shoot any errant morons on sight, then you had to survive the driver who is demanding all that the engine can give, and asking more than the aging suspension can bear as the car lurches around corners and the ice clinks in your glass of straight rum (hey, last call is always the hardest call).

 

Of course, the driver is performing a feat that, at the very least, requires a modicum of track training. He is not simply doing it without the benefit of stunt driver classes, but he is also tight like a high tension wire. All of this is being done in the name of partying to forget.

 

It is a primal vestige of self preservation, if I do not have to think about the impending doom then I am all the better for it. Quite understandable.

 

I am not saying this is true for everyone, but I suspect that the descent from those giddy highs of Carnival Monday and Tuesday will be a little turbulent. We are already aware of some of the companies that have announced job cuts, what is not common knowledge is how many others are in contemplative mode.

 

We have still to feel the worst of the global recession, but it cannot be denied that the barometer for trouble in the economy is advertising. In some countries it logically goes up to meet the challenge of waning consumer interest. Curiously, in this country, it comes down. It already has.

 

The obvious extrapolation from a decline in advertising is slowing consumer spending .

 

In the last 3 years, restaurants have popped up all over the country contradicting the well established fact that the restaurant business is one of the riskiest enterprises there is.

You will see the gradual disappearance of many of these new outfits. Who could have imagined that Bat and Ball and the Admiral Pub would shutter their operations?

 

It is important to note that businessmen will begin to lay off workers, not because business is bad now, but to create a leaner, meaner company to face the inevitable slowdown. Fewer workers on the payroll translates into instant profit, which if you’re a publicly traded company, is very enticing indeed.

 

The company you work for now may not appear to be in trouble, but in order for things to stay that way, you might be. Gayelle The Channel, in anticipation of the impending slowdown as far back as the beginning of last year, sent home 30 odd workers in preparation. Unfortunately it is unlikely that this will alter the company’s ultimate fate.

 

So, while you are jumpin’ up in de fete, I strongly recommend that you get every drink that you paid for and eat all the food you can. Wine until you waist sprockets seize, and skin your flick for as many media photogs. At least you will have those memories to cling to while you are rifling through the dumpster behind your last place of employment.


 

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  • 29 Jan 2009, 8:01 AM That Guy wrote:
    Hey Paolo,
    While Iwer’s latest offering appears to be less dimensional than white on rice in a glass of milk in a snow storm, you got to admit the bloody thing is catchy. No? I bet you any amount of money you will see the true (dare I say it) power of the song in weeks to come when the masses jump and wave to the infectious beat.

    Check this, for years I burned inside and wondered why Dub music got more play than Kaiso, soca, calypso (take your pick) until I discovered a simple and obvious truth. It’s the beat Paolo, that’s all. Its that stupid repetitious beat that subliminally swoons you. When I hear most dub playing on the radio I simply switch cause I wont let them get me see. That’s why the crappy offerings get so much play cause it is easy to listen to. Minimal cerebral activity required plain and simple.
    Check out Scrunter's Bachelor, BRILLIANT. You ever listen to the lyrics of that song? You are not going to have any Eureka moments, no great insight as to who built the pyramids or why yuh get horn but the song gets play year after year and it was released 3 years ago. Its a simple chip song not Bach by any stretch but some believe (Myself included) its a bloody classic.

    So when Iwer hits you with a han han han han han han han han or Super Blue offers Lara one year and recycles the same song and renames it Barbara the next year and wins (If memory serves he drew with IWER how is that for irony?) don’t be surprised. They figured out what most fume over. It’s the beat.

    Keep pointing out the obvious though with that powerfully cynical yet humorous style. Its great stuff.
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  • 6 Feb 2009, 2:54 AM Trinikiddie wrote:
    You MUST be talking about my red Laser?! Those coup parties, in retrospect........were a bit of a blur actually.

    But on a serious note, I have spoken to many an older person who witnessed the recession in the 80's and they all said the same thing. When things were good, people drank and limed and drank scotch till they bun. Nobody saved, men driving hot rides, and Adidas was old pat. Then it hit.

    They said that they remember big men giving up the keys to their houses, cars, wives' hearts, all because the need to enjoy the sweet life prevailed over common sense. Imagine 3 years ago people were drinking champagne out of their carnival carts. Cham-fracking-pagne.

    So when y'all looking to sell your BMW's for next to nothing, and the shade of you payslip drains from white to tad pinker, remember, those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it.
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